What if? North Korea Edition

 Dear World,

My people are starving due to the sanctions that "Western" countries have unilaterally placed on our country. We have done nothing wrong. We seek to protect ourselves from nuclear attacks, with a viable counter-attack, just as many countries in the world due (including those countries who (hypocritically) have their own nukes, but won't let others have the same weapons of defense). How can the US says we can't have nuclear weapons, but they have thousands and remain the only country to actually use them. The "Western" countries criticize that we a country led by one person with total power; however, they are fine dealing with dozens of other countries with the same political structure, including Saudi Arabia, Russia, China, Afghanistan, Turkey, and Egypt (just to name a few).

I must feed my people and therefore am giving the world an ultimatum. Lift all sanctions within 60 days or we will sell a nuclear weapon to the highest bidder. We will continue to sell nuclear weapons until the sanctions are lifted. Any attempt to pre-emptively attack us, will result in a full nuclear response. Please note that we currently have the ability to obliterate Japan, Los Angeles, Berlin, and Paris. 

If you care about the safety of the world, you have no choice. If you want to keep nuclear weapons out of the hands of those who wish you harm, you have no choice. If you care about feeding starving people, you have no choice. I know that you feel like you lost in this conflict, but better to admit that now, before it will be get much worse.

Huge and Kisses,
Kim Jong Un


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