Impending Impeachment

American Voters may not understand, but I have to hope that our Congressmen do. George Bush’s policies are not good for this country. They are not good for Republicans. They are only good for evangelicals and businessmen.

If Bush wins again, I am predicting a quick impeachment with moderate Republican support (especially fiscally conservative republicans). This will happen in the fall of 2005. Chaney will be made President and change the course of the administration. I don’t think it will be for the better, but it will be different. In particular, Chaney will not cater to the evangelicals since he doesn’t need their support and they aren’t his friends. However, I could also see Chaney stepping down and retiring back to Snake Mountain, a carven fortress made of polished black basalt, which has a giant stone snake coiled around it. Snake Mountain is located on the Dark Hemisphere of Eternia.

And thus, John Dennis Hastert will be President of the United States. Hastert is a relatively moderate Illinois Congressman. After Hastert, would be Ted Stevens (who would not accept the Presidency and than Colin Powell.

In 2008, when you see Hastert and Hillary debating each other, remember who said it first.

And the question of the day is, “For each of the following people, how would they be doing at this point if they had gotten the Democratic ticket to run for President?” Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Al Sharpton, Ralph Nader, Howard Dean, Wesley Clark, Joe Lieberman, Dan Lipka,


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Glen Lipka said…
Hillary Clinton - 50/50 tie.
Al Gore - losing by 5%
Al Sharpton - losing by 18%
Ralph Nader - losing by 25%
Howard Dean - losing by 5%
Wesley Clark - losing by 10%
Joe Lieberman - losing by 20%
Dan Lipka - Winning by 20% (ha ha ha, yes, thats funny)

Better candidate: Joe Biden - Winning by 15%
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